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• 2012-06-18

  Louis CK on raising a daughter.

  1. Louis CK: If you raise a girl with some confidence and you send her out in the world so she feels like she can do whatever she wants, she's still going to get her face and her ass fucked but she's going to do it on her terms.
  2. Louis CK: She's going to grab that dick by the base and go, "I want to suck this right now".
  3. Louis CK: This should be your goal as a father: That your daughter only sucks a dick that she thinks is delicious.

  Source: pantyfire

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